Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Plastic bag causes plane crash: Bag Monsters deny envolvement

Plastic bags pose greater threat to humans than scientists have let on.

Is this the beginning of a Bag Monster counter-offensive to the reusable bag movement?
Bag Monster spawn - commonly known as plastic bags - latched onto a plane's air intake ducts with catastrophic results.

The plane
engine sputtered at 700 feet and the aircraft began a plastic-induced downward spiral toward a residential neighborhood. The pilot attempted to land on a neighborhood street but clipped a street lamp slinging the plane out of control damaging four houses and killing one passenger - a 44-year-old surgeon from Switzerland.



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